I hate the seaside. It smells of fish and there are seagulls that nick your food. It’s not fair, I didn’t want to go to Koob but Kind Bear dragged me down saying that she wanted me to go. Then he spent the whole time with Sonny, Harry and Netty while I got stuck with the pesky seagulls. All they did was moan moan moan moan moan and they kept squawking me “me me me meâ€. Selfish feathered pests.
Then they tried to make me eat sausage and mash. I hate sausage and mash – the mash is always lumpy! Yuck!
What a dreadful holiday. I would have preferred to stay at home.
– Moaning Bear ([email protected])